"Only the shallow know themselves." - Oscar Wilde

"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.'" - Homer Simpson

"Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well." - Voltaire

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord,make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." - Voltaire

"Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something." - Henry David Thoreau

"I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a new wearer of clothes." - Henry David Thoreau

"Be curious, not judgmental." - Walt Whitman